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How to Get A Hot Woman In Your Bed Tonight! GUARANTEED!

I promise you that whatever it is about yourself that caused you to resort to clicking on a title like this to get women is exactly what is stopping you from getting women.

But don’t fret my desperate darling! Since you will be alone tonight you can catch up on some reading. I recommend you check out my article entitled “How to Attract a Woman From a Lesbian’s Point of View.” I have a few others with some graphic descriptions you can jerk off to as well;)

Posted by Chantelle Posted in: For Straight Men 14 Comments » December 2007

Androgyny: My Vagina Is So Confused

There’s a new craze sweeping the nation, it hit in the 80’s and now it’s back. Every one is androgynous. What did that mean for a gal like me in the Fall of 2002?

It all began when I found my way out of the closet one day early that Spring. I threw a party, several actually…more than several. Everything seemed perfect. My new life was amazing until one day while driving by Burbank High School fate decided to mess with my head a little. I took a look out of my car window and smiled. She was beautiful, short brown hair, some sort of band t-shirt, tight tight jeans, converse or some other canvas shoe, a facial piercing or two and a tattoo. She looked like all the other girls I slept with during the summer. Only, summer was over, and she was wearing a back pack and hanging out near a High School. The tattoo got her grounded by her parents and either that was one hell of a clitoris or the Lesbian beauty I imagined wasn’t a Lesbian after all. It was a 16-year old boy on his way home from school. My dreams were shattered. So I went home. Kid you not, I hopped in the shower in an attempt to wash the situation away. I was also probably dirty but the added filth of fantasizing about an under aged kid was hard to wash away.

CAN YOU TELL WHICH ONE IS THE TEENAGE BOY AND WHICH ONE IS THE LESBIAN?

You have to understand that to a Lesbian the idea of a big hairy, sweaty, breathy, pectoral having, testosterone dripping male does not only have a mysterious drying affect, but it’s also kind of hilarious. So without a doubt, no questions asked we flee from that image with glee proudly putting a big check next to the box that reads LESBIAN. And then we throw parties over the weekend, the ones that guys fantasize about. I won’t lie we really do have parties like that. They end in orgies sometimes as well. And when you wake up from a summer of parties like that only to drive down the street later that week and find yourself attracted to a member of the male species, it’s a confusing nightmare. Every time I passed by the closet I could hear the hangers jangling, they were laughing at me beckoning me to slither back in.

Let me be the one to tell you that if a new Lesbian decides to date a man all hell breaks loose. She can’t steer herself away from the clubs, and circle of friends she has because her life evolves around it. Not because it has to, but because it’s just easier that way. I mean we are constantly surrounded by beautiful women and for a Lesbian new to the scene it’s like being a kid in a candy store. You don’t walk away from quality vagina to go hang out with some dude. It’s just common sense right? Because if you do you will lose your friends. You will have to walk by the clubs you once partied at with your head down quickly letting go of your new boyfriend’s hand in an attempt to look like you had an itch on your head or something else you needed your hand for. But that itch is deep and it just won’t scratch away.

At this point I decided to call a board meeting. A few members included my vagina, my libido, my self-respect and my dignity. And what they had to say was:

Vagina: “I like penetration and he looks like a girl. Maybe in the dark he will have some flesh around his nipples you can squeeze together and make boobies out of. ”

Libido: “I don’t care, summer is over, take what you can get!”

Dignity: “I left a long time ago. Don’t quote me.”

Self-Respect: “Are you honestly going to let your so called friends dictate who you’ll be sleeping with? What if there is a real connetion? Your real friends will stand by you no matter what you decide. Don’t be such a pussy!”

My self-respect had a valid point. Why was I placing so much stake in what these women had to say? Why did I care so much? Was I really that much of a pussy?

The answer was, YES. We are what we eat after all and during the Fall of ‘02 I put the Androgynous wonder I saw outside of Burbank Highschool out of my mind and went to a few more parties. Maybe one day I would grow a spine and have what it took to do some experimenting but I wasn’t ready. My friends were too hot. I taped the closet door shut and breathed a sigh of relief. Back to being a Lesbian again! Take that Androgyny!

…I also didn’t want to end up in jail for statutory rape, so maybe my brain was somewhere present at that board meeting as well.

Posted by Chantelle Posted in: For Gay Men, For Lesbians, For Straight Men, For Straight Women 3 Comments » December 2007

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