Why My Brother Should Be Writing His Own Articles About How Much He Hates Work

OK so this is a little off topic. But I just got the most elaborate, passionate text from my brother about how much he hates his job. He works for a financial firm that shall remain nameless and he has to deal with phlegmy brokers, trust fund leeches, and other amazing creatures.  So, before I show you the text I have to paint the scene for you.  

I’m at the beach with one of the most adorable women the Bay Area has to offer (and there are plenty) when my phone beeps and as I’m looking at the ocean and finding new places to rub lotion into said girl’s back (”Wouldn’t want you to get any red spots now would we?”) My phone beeps. It’s my brother Chris and this is what the text reads: 

 

“This is one of those situations where you take on 11 hours of work but during the last hour you’ve reached your limit and have no sanity left to proceed. ..”

“Your mind slowly reverts to a state not unlike that of tripping on mushrooms, people make statements that you can hardly process…”

“It feels like your reaction is from a roulette wheel of impulses that increasingly grows in slots that include “punch the person” or “Scream” and you wonder when your luck will run out and you’ll stop landing on “manage to control your insanity by a thread and continue dying inside.”

Wow, right? Should a man with literary talents like this be so selfish as to hide his ramblings from the world? Anyway, I really want my brother to conjure his ball power together and start a blog of his own.  I mean I smell some true talent.Can I get an Amen? 
Lil’ Weezy in the flesh… 

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Posted by Chantelle May 2008

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