Happy Holidays:)

I want to be a clever Christmas blogger but I fear I fall short. It’s 4:41am and I won’t be getting laid today. My love is in Sacramento visiting an estranged Aunt. Oh the odds. I have, however, just realized that CRASH PAD has a very hot new addition. “Wilder.”Mmmmm. I really need to get that subscription so I can make the pictures bigger…Anyway!

I often hear warnings about drunk driving around the Holidays. Since you have probably already heard those warnings and this is a relationship/sex oriented rant record, I feel it is my duty to warn you about something most people forget to mention.

Do Not Go Down While Driving!

It’s a mistake. You need to be alive to enjoy good lovin’. So please, park the car and THEN go for the gold.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU!

xo Chantelle

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Posted by Chantelle December 2007

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