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Hi. I can actually speak proper English and have an IQ over 130. Despite this, I have no idea as a straight man how to get a lesbian to go to bed with me “guaranteed” (although I have done it before in rare cases). Any lesbians or straight women interested in a man that can actually speak, read, write and show you how to start releasing your infinite supply of orgasms, please contact me at thisname@thisemail.dontexist.com

I have to ask. Why are you interested in Lesbians? It could be a number of reasons. I knew a guy once who used to frequent a rather seedy Lesbian bar I used to frequent. He went home with two girls once and the girls seemed to love him and him only. Every other guy was either gay or kicked out. Most men would love to be this man on the surface, but think it through. Are you dominant or submissive? Because a lot of Lesbians like to penetrate. If you’ve had sex with Lesbians before than you probably know that it’s not like the “Lesbian” porn out there. (Actually a very good lesbian porn is CRASH PAD, it’s REAL queer, Lesbian and trans porn. And it’s BEYOND HOT.)

Long story short, you might end up with a finger in your arse. So if you’re not into that make sure she knows. Also keep in mind that most women who have a circle of Lesbian friends whether they be bisexual, queer, Lesbian or whatnot, they don’t like to mention that they hook up with guys if they do. It’s looked down upon. Pretty much think of a girl you find very unattractive. Now think about getting drunk enough to hook up with her. Now, the morning after your friends will probably laugh at you and you’ll be ashamed right? To a girl who is active in the Lesbian community, you become that ugly girl you never want your friends to find out about. It’s nothing personal, it’s just that we don’t want to turn off other Lesbians. We care a lot about what they think because they sleep with us. And they look good doing it. Not to say EVERY Lesbian, Bisexual you sleep with is going to treat you like a piece of meat and not to say that that’s not what you want in the first place. Just keep that in mind.

But you mentioned your IQ, I’m sure you have all your facts straight. If you’re still interested I can tell you what some guys I have observed did right. Appear as passive as you possibly can. Also looking androgynous will help you a lot. Not sure how old you are, but the more you look like a woman (or 18 year old guy), the better.

Do you have Lesbian friends? This will also help you out a lot. I know for a while I wouldn’t even look a guy in the eye at Lesbian Bars unless another Lesbian introduced him to me. You have to understand women aren’t there to meet men. And they don’t want competition. The same way another straight guy at a bar would perceive you is pretty much how they are looking at you. So you want to be very passive. If you’re not hitting on anyone you will become a mystery. They will wonder if you are gay or just inexperienced and shy. All three of these possibilities will get them to talk to you and open up a conversation. You can feel the situation out from there. At the very least you will become “LESBIAN APPROVED” which means you will be one of the very few men that are welcome at Lesbian Bars and Clubs.

All in all I wouldn’t count on sleeping with Lesbians often. And when it happens I wouldn’t count on being treated very nicely either. I wish you the best of luck. Be safe and have fun:)

Wow. That was a lot of well articulated information.
Actually, my best friend is a lesbian. She’s totally insane, and I love her to death. Seriously - if she weren’t a lesbian, we’d have been married years ago!
Unfortunately, I have had to move in with my mother to help care for her after her stroke and a series of heart attacks. I had to leave everything behind - my company, my job, and most regrettably, her.
Most of the lesbians I have met have been interested in me, although I am not sure why, so when I saw this so-called ad touting “How to Attract a Woman From a Lesbian’s Point of View.”, I was curious. I wasn’t counting on sleeping with lesbians often, and much of what I had said in my first post was said tongue-in-cheek. Most of it was a slam on the level of illiteracy you see posted in venues like this. Reading your post was a breath of fresh air, and I wish I could talk to you more just for the pure pleasure of knowing I don’t have to “interpret” your words to know that you “really” meant to say!

OOPS:
correction follows;
I could talk to you more just for the pure pleasure of knowing I don’t have to “interpret” your words to know WHAT you “really” meant to say!

Norm is probabally sooo proud of himself because he, and his IQ of 130 can suduce a lesbian… Very good Norm… now if you had any charm at all about you, it would be a “guaranteed” good time… But if you are content with posting your poor charm on this kind of site… well be my guest…

P.S. My iq is 163 so don’t try to say that you are “so incredibily smart…”

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Iq of 168 and you can’t spell Seduce?